I’m in lecture and someone’s phone goes off and it’s the Kim Possible text tone
Everyone’s quiet for a moment
And then one voice calls out
"So what’s the sitch?"
Niles is the fucking MAN
Pixar shorts over the years
OH MY GOD, KNICK-KNACKS. I LOVED THAT ONE.
FOR THE BIRRRRRDS
let me get this straight
We get a new movie series
Set in the united states
In New York
In the 1920’s
Are you telling me we not only get to see American magic but we get to see flappers and non-Hogwarts life and what life was like before Voldemort because I’m not sure I can handle that
THE WAR WITH DUMBLEDORE GOING AGAINST THAT BAD GUY WHO STOLE THE ELDER WAND
No but JK Rowling is writing the screenplay do you know what this means?
It means only the parts she thinks aren’t as important will be cut out.
No more sacrificing story for shiny effects
No more sacrificing character development and motivations for cheap laughs.
I’m so excited.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.